Quote from Schmidt in Jess and Julia
Schmidt: Ah! Damp towel! Damp! Jess: Here we go... Schmidt: It's like a really big Wet-Nap. Ah. I feel like I'm being licked by a golden retriever. Look at this bathroom. There should not be two girls in this bathroom. You're too humid. You make everything damp. Jess: 80% of the products in here are yours. Schmidt: Blah, blah, blah, yawn. Yes, I use sculpting chutney. Once I'm done with my chutney, back in the row it goes. Hair everywhere... The multicolored rubber bands. I'm fine with it. It's all okay with me. But a damp towel is where I draw the line.