Jess: Why can't you just admit that she's your girlfriend?
Nick: I know, I just thought it was uncomplicated, and now I'm freaking out. I'm not good at being a boyfriend. I'm good at being that guy that you find yourself spending more and more time with until you meet your husband.
Jess: All right. So, so far, Nick Miller's list of fears is sharks, tap water, real relationships.
Nick: And blueberries.