Nick: What's going on with the ticket?
Jess: She has a problem with me, Nick. Okay? She doesn't like me.
Nick: What are you talking about?
Jess: You don't understand, 'cause you're a guy.
Nick: She does not have a problem with you. She's just...
Jess: Nick, your girlfriend's not a dessert person. [leaves him with the cupcakes]