Jess: Everybody, everybody... hey! Welcome to Schmidt's 29th! Safety is of the utmost importance, so the person sitting next to you is gonna be your bus buddy for the night. Any time you're up and about, please wear one of these fashion helmets.
Tanya: And I brought drugs.
Jess: Tanya has half a pot cookie, so maybe she'll share if you're lucky. Okay, everybody, have fun! Martin, sing us out.
Martin Fuller: [sings] Oh, when he comes Oh, when he comes He's gonna come for you