Quote from Schmidt in Bad in Bed
Nick: So you guys really think you're better at sex than me. Schmidt: Yeah. Winston: Absolutely. What did you do after you lost your virginity? What did you say to me? Nick: Don't say that right now. You're taking it out of context. Winston: He said, "Winston, is it okay that I didn't get my pants all the way off?" Schmidt: That's a true story. That really happened. Nick: I was 16 years old. And I've gotten a lot better. Schmidt: You haven't gotten that much better. I used to listen to you and Caroline all the time in college. It was like listening to a rescue crew trying to communicate with a stranded miner. "Are you okay?" "Yeah. Are you okay?" "Yeah."