Quote from Nick in Bad in Bed
Winston: Whoa, whoa, whoa! What the hell are you doing, Nick? It's a haircut! Human interaction. You're a bartender, you talk to strangers every single day. Nick: I don't like when they touch my head, Winston. I don't like it. Winston: Go to the damn salon! Nick: No, it's fine, okay? I'm learning how to do it myself. I'm learning from this video. [man on video screams] Winston: Oh! Nick: Oh, my God, man! I was wondering why it had so many views. Winston: Let's watch it again.