Jess: What are you doing? You promised me you'd be nice to him.
Nick: I was nice to him! I've been very nice to Paul. The whole car ride over I was nice to him. You know what he tells me about? He likes Air Bud 2. He loves dogs. I know where he gets his copies made. He likes to whistle. He wanted to open the door with me, so when my hand went up, so did his.
Jess: Oh, I get it. He's not cool enough for you. 'Cause nobody can be cool enough for cool Nick Miller. I'm Nick Miller. I'm so cool, I'll make my cool face. Why don't you like him?