Winston: [answers phone]
Schmidt: I did it, man. I'm holding her hand right now. She's in my bed and she's asleep.
Winston: Wait, so you're in... you're in the room right now? What is wrong with you? Hang up the phone.
Schmidt: I did it. I closed.
Winston: We could have this conversation at any time.
Schmidt: Shh. Please, shh. Okay, we're good.
Winston: And just so we're clear, when I say "closing," this is not what I'm talking about.
Schmidt: You need to define your terms. Because what I'm doing right now feels an awful lot like closing.