Quote from Schmidt in Cece Crashes
Winston: You know what? I think I might actually have a chance with her. I just have to be cooler than that guy. Schmidt: Parkour! A wise man once foretold of a magical night where I would engage in nonsexual foreplay with a model, my friends. And tonight... Nick: Don't say... Schmidt: ...is that night. Winston: No, not a chance. Never gonna happen. You're not a closer. Schmidt: Oh, I'm a closer. I'm gonna close this conversation right now, my brother. Watch this. Boom, bam, closed. Parkour! Short track speed skating. Apolo Ohno.