Quote from Schmidt in Naked
Schmidt: Hey, man. Nick: Aah! Schmidt: I'm the only one who hasn't seen it. Nick: What? Schmidt: Just the gun. Nick: No. Schmidt: Just the roses. Nick: What? Schmidt: Just the hub, where it connects. Nick: Get out. Schmidt: Fine! I thought we were best friends. Nick: We are. Schmidt: Apparently not. Nick: Best friends don't do this, Schmidt. Schmidt: They do it all the time.