Nick: How can we have a mature conversation when you can't even say the word "penis"?
Jess: I can say the word "pen..."
Nick: Say it.
Jess: I... "Peernyas."
Nick: What?
Jess: "Peernis."
Nick: You said "peernis."
Jess: [sing-song] Penis.
Nick: Not singing.
Jess: [deep voice] Penis.
Nick: Not like a ghoul.
Jess: I... I can say it! Pianist.
Nick: No, you said "pianist."