Schmidt: What if Nick gets into an accident? What if he's horribly disfigured, and I have to identify him, and all that remains are his private parts? And I'm standing there and I'm saying, "Sorry, Officer, I can't help you, because no, I haven't seen his penis." And then boom, he's buried in an unmarked grave.
Winston: Again, why do you want to see it?
Schmidt: What did it look like?
Jess: What do you mean?
Schmidt: [holding hands apart] Just say when. Just sa... serious... Seriously? Are you s.. Are you serious? Okay, you know what. This is impossible. I'm starting over.