Quote from Jess in Pilot
Jess: I don't know if I'm ready. Schmidt: You're totally ready for it. I'll take you through the whole thing. You know, I'll be like your guide. Jess: Like Gandalf through Middle-earth? Schmidt: Probably not like... Okay, first of all, let's take the Lord of the Rings references, let's put 'em in a deep, dark cave, okay, where no one's gonna find them, ever. Jess: Except Smeagol. [whispers] He lives in a cave.