Jess: Mario. I am so mad at you, but I love you.
Nick: I mean, first you're running away from us, now you're happy to see us. You are all over the map, Mario Day-Miller. [phone ringing] I got to grab that.
Jess: Is that my dad?
Nick: Yes, yeah, your dad... He, uh... he calls me every time he... he meets somebody from Chicago. I mean, he'll ask me, he'll go, "Do you know Tim from Chicago? 'Cause he doesn't know you." And then I just say "No," and then, yeah.
Jess: That doesn't make any sense. My dad doesn't even like you.
Nick: Well, that's what happens... Whatever. Who cares?
Jess: Wait. Beso's where we went on our first date.
Nick: Did we? I'm restaurant blind. I don't remember restaurants. Okay, now, we got to get Mario back home before Judith remembers she wants to take him back. Let's go! Let's go!
Jess: Wait. [gasps] Sweat back! Nick, you're lying to me. Oh, my God. Nick, this dinner... were you gonna...?
Nick: Jess, I had been planning this for so long. I just wanted everything to be perfect. But it is perfect. I mean, it's us, so this is as perfect as it gets.
Nick: Okay.