Jess: Judith is gonna be here any minute, and I need you to test me. I looked up "cute dog" on the Internet, and I printed out a bunch of images, so I just need you to shove a cute dog in my face until I find something disgusting about it.
Nick: I can do that.
Jess: Oh. He's so teeny tiny... that he fits in his food bowl. And he climbed in. He wiggled around. [laughs] He knocked all his food out. Which sucks, because there are so many starving people in the world. Next dog.
Nick: Now we're talking. Good.
Jess: I know what I hate, but I'm not sure what you're gonna hate.
Jess [laughs] Oh, my God. I want to like this little lug.
Nick: Jess, what do you hate about this dog?
Jess: She's wearing a princess costume, which enforces gender stereotypes in a way that makes me feel uncomfortable. Next dog.
Nick: I hate to do this one to you.
Jess: No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Nick: What do you dislike strongly?
Jess: Is this guy rocking a jean jacket?
Nick: Unfortunately, yes.
Jess: I don't hate that!