Robby: You-you tried to make Jess the seventh woman you're dating, and you don't even know the first thing about her. I mean, did-did you know that when she was six she tried to eat a lightning bug so that her heart would glow like E.T.? Did you know that she tried to give herself Lyme disease out of solidarity to her fourth grade classmate? Or-or that she never lets any of her electronics go below 25%, just in case someone else needs to use them? I mean, did you know... did you know that she's terrified of the large bubbles in the bubble wrap but she loves the little tiny ones? It's so cute, man. It would be one thing if you actually had feelings for Jess... I'm... I'm... [wobbles]
Nick: Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Robby: Thank you. But you don't. Y-you're just desperate and lonely and you're trying to use her, and I... [wobbles] Oh, it's happening again.
Nick: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Robby: Thank you. You can't use Jess, because she is a dream girl. Here's the last thing I'll say before I leave. Jess, I know it's not me, but... [sighs] you deserve somebody who knows how special you are. Um, I'm going. I'm going.
Jess: Don't go, Robby.
Robby: I'm not going out. I'm-I'm going down!