Quote from Schmidt in Dress
Schmidt: You wanted to see me, Kim? Kim: Schmidt. Why did you copy me on all these e-mails you sent planning your wedding? Schmidt: What? Oh. [clears throat] Darn it. Sorry about that. Um, Kim is actually also the name of our chef's new assistant. Kim: To your florist: "Beaming over the peony centerpieces. No chance I'll get work done today." To your dj: "fat wet beats..." Schmidt: FWB. Kim: "What about a swing theme for cocktail hour? I'll spend the day brainstorming tracks. Out." Schmidt: I'm no longer with fat wet beats. We had a few conversations and he was being a straight-up ho. Kim: Is this what you've been doing instead of the regional brand report? It was due three days ago. Schmidt: That. Yes. Of course, I'm gonna have that to you in... Why are you Sm... why you smiling... at me like that? Kim: I'm imagining what it would be like to fire you. The same feeling I had when we unplugged my mother-in-law. Beep... Beep... Beep... [smiles] Schmidt: Is that legal... In California? Kim: You've been warned. If I catch you doing anything at all related to your wedding, you are out.