Reagan: You wanted to impress me because you have a crush on me.
Nick: [laughs] It's nice to get a good laugh in this heat. I need a laugh. It's too hot not to laugh. Lord knows it!
Reagan: You do.
Nick: I don't have a crush on you. You're very conceited. And I don't mean to burst your bubble here, missy, but I am not out here because of my "so-called crush on you," based on my actions that led you to believe I have a crush on you." I am out here because I have never been more comfortable in my entire life. Okay, you know what? Just go get! Winston and I don't need you, sister.
Reagan: Oh, you mean Winston, like, this Winston?
Nick: What do you mean, like this... Oh, Winston.
Winston: I'm really sorry.
Nick: It's fine, it's fine. Who needs you? 'Cause the hottest part of the day is already over.
Reagan: It's 9:30 in the morning.
Nick: Then tell me this: why did I just eat lunch? Why did I just eat lunch?