Quote from Schmidt in Coming Out
Gina: So, how's that phantom ulcer treating you? Schmidt: I sent you those Q4 reports... Horrible burning! Gina: Well, I'm glad you're back. See? Look how glad I am. Schmidt: Gina, let me run point on red potatoes. I've got three pitches already ready to rock. Here's a taste. That's the first one. That's the first pitch. "Here's a taste." It's just a picture of a red potato, and the tagline is: "Here's a... here's a taste." Gina: There's that New York sense of humor again, Schmidt. Schmidt: Come on, Gina. Give me a shot at red potatoes. Gina: No way, 'cause I need you. You're the best sort of mid-level employee I've ever had. You are the ass to my horse. And I'm gonna keep you right here, right by my side, where I can find you. Forever. Schmidt: Forever? Gina: Yeah, speaking of, might need you to suit up for my son's birthday this Saturday, so... [takes pills] What are these? Doesn't matter. Keep your phone on, okay?