Quote from Schmidt in LAXMas
Concierge: Sir, may I help you? Are you a member? Schmidt: I just had an incredible layover. Flew in from Istanbul. I just need to lay down for a while. I'm a little... Concierge: Okay? Certainly. Uh, do you have a first-class ticket or a membership card? Schmidt: Do I have a... a membership card? Let me ask you something. I tend to, uh... tend to deal with, uh, Sarah Beth. Concierge: I'm not aware of a Sarah Beth, sir. Schmidt: The last time I talked to her, she was suffering from the diabetes. Is she still on the inhaler? Concierge: Uh... Schmidt: Did she pass? She passed, didn't she? Concierge: I'm afraid I... Schmidt: I'm gonna need a minute. I'm just gonna go inside, sit down, just kind of take... Concierge: Are you a member, sir? Schmidt: Am I a mem...?