Cece: It's a boob reduction, Schmidt. Just accept it.
Schmidt: Acceptance is stage five. I'm grieving, Cece. There are five stages of grief. Stage one was denial.
[flashback:]
Schmidt: This is not happening, this is not happening.
Cece: Yes, it is. Yes, it is.
Schmidt: You're not getting a boob reduction.
Cece: Yes, I am.
Schmidt: This is not happening.
Cece: Yes, it is.
[present:]
Schmidt: Stage two was anger.
[flashback:]
Schmidt: Your breasts belong to all of us!
Cece: Okay.
Schmidt: Who are you to decide?!
[present:]
Schmidt: Next will be stage four, depression. And then stage five, acceptance. But right now, I'm firmly planted in stage three, bargaining. Dear God, if you stop Cece's breast reduction...
Cece: Okay.
Schmidt: I'll circumcise Coach.