Jess: I know now why I was superficial. It's because I was scared.
Matt: Of my micro...
Jess: No. No! Of mine.
Matt: What?!
Jess: I'm saying that we should all celebrate our flaws! Together! I'm saying that... The one day I wear jeans. I'm saying, look. We're exactly the same.
Matt: I'm sorry, what-what am I looking at?
Jess: This monstrosity the doctors call a knee that I didn't know was a problem till, like, three days ago.
Woman: What the hell is this?!
Jess: You have a girlfriend?
Woman: He did! [kicks in a painting]
Matt: Whoa, whoa... How can... no, no, no! How dare you! That's war question mark! How dare you don't answer me!
Jess: Think I should go.
Matt: You owe me $12,000!