Coach: That's what I'm gonna miss. Those little those little bastards. Little Ronnie. Ronnie's so clumsy and slow.
Jess: Yeah.
Coach: Thomas. I mean, he's strong, but that boy is a classic middle child. He's just looking for love, up, back and sideways. And Maurice. [voice breaking] He always makes a mess whenever he eats a Popsicle. It's, like, dude, stop sucking your Popsicle like that, man. You're never gonna get a girlfriend like that. [Jess sobs] And then there's Hunter.
Jess: God
Coach: Fat... cross-eyed... clod-hopping Hunter.
Jess: Hunter is the sweetest little idiot there ever was.
Coach: [wailing] He's so sweet! He's so sweet! Ahh...