Jess: You know, I've seen you naked before, right? What's going on there?
Nick: Oh! Never changed in front of a woman. You know, mostly you just hook up and...
Jess: Really? Are you serious?
Jess: All right, I'm gonna read. [clears throat]
Nick: [quietly] Okay. Here we go. [moans] Yeah, it's... Just gonna put this on here.
Jess: What is that?
Nick: Oh, this is my long shirt.
Jess: [snorts]
Nick: Yeah. Oh. That's why you're laughing. I had it on the wrong way. [laughs] That must have been funny-looking the way it was. I've never broken it out before you because, you know, we didn't live together, but it keeps the top really warm and lets my bottom breathe. And so yeah.
Jess: Why does your bottom need to breathe?
Nick: Well, it's like a plant. Needs sun and air to survive.