Elizabeth: You liar! Here's your pie! You broke my heart. Mail me my mouth guard.
Schmidt: [to Jess and Nick] In case you were wondering if Cece had Elizabeth's number, sh... she does. So, tough time in Schmidtsburg, wouldn't you say? Just a quick heads-up, Nick, Jess. I blame you for this whole thing.
Jess: You can't seriously-
Schmidt: I was going to fix it. I wasn't going to hurt anyone. But, since you took it upon yourself to hurt both of them, should it take me the rest of my life, I'm going to break the two of you up.
Jess: Bring it, Schmidt.
Nick: It's impossible. We're really strong.
Schmidt: It will be when you least expect it, which might be when you most expect it. It could actually be when you're watching the movie version of What to Expect When You're Expecting. Regardless... I... am coming... for you.