Quote from Schmidt in Elaine's Big Day
Nick: I want you to call it off. Schmidt: What? Nick: Whatever you're planning on doing, don't do it. This wedding means a lot to Jess. Schmidt: What are you doing? What has happened to you? You changed your suit, you're carrying her purse. Nick: Yeah, I am. Schmidt: You're wearing deodorant under both arms... Nick: Both arms, yeah. Schmidt: Why are you trying so hard, man? Either Jess wants the real you or... or she don't. The real Nick would help me sabo this wedding. Nick: Is "sabo" short for sabotage, Schmidt? Schmidt: Why would you...? I mean, why would you even say that? Nick: I knew it was. I was being mean. I was bullying you to get dominance in this moment. Schmidt: You know it... of course you know... you know it is. Nick: I want you to call it off. Schmidt: You know it's... You know "sabo" is short for sabot... sabotage. Nick: I know... I know... Hey, skin it and call it off. Schmidt: You got it, man.