Winston: Excuse me, excuse me, sorry about that. Emergency. Emergency. Sorry about that. I need a condom.
Cashier: That'll be $8.75.
Winston: All right. What the hell? What the...? Damn it, took Daisy's pants. Look, I don't have any money right now, but, you know, I have somebody waiting for me, so if you could just, you know?
Cashier: Next.
Winston: Wait. No. No, no, no, no. Uh, look, what about that box of condoms right there, man? They're practically open, right? How about you just slide one out and throw a brother a loosie?
Cashier: Next.
Man: Come on.
Winston: Hey, everybody. What's up? My name is Winston Bishop, and I am in desperate need... of a condom.
Cashier: Okay, that's it.
Winston: Now hear me out.
Cashier: Okay? Okay. Come on. Sorry, folks.