Winston: I wanted to talk to you about the... regrettable contact between Cece's... her-her down there and my, uh... my parts.
Schmidt: You practically shish-kebabbed her.
Winston: Is this something I should apologize for?
Schmidt: Just let it go, man. You pogo'd her.
Winston: I'm sorry, what did you say, "pogo"?
Schmidt: I didn't, um...
Winston: I heard "Pogo". What is that?
Schmidt: Look, Winston, fine. It's what we call what you did this morning, okay? It's a short... it's a shorthand.
Winston: Why do you have a shorthand, Schmidt, because it happens so often?
Schmidt: You pogo'd me once. You pogo'd Jess twice.
Winston: Hey, it's not sexual.
Schmidt: Nick's never been pogo'd directly. You did get his pizza one time... which, by the way, is a whole nother debate ... how did you not feel that?
Winston: Let me get this straight ... you guys sit around and talk about this?
Schmidt: Your penis actually changed the channel, uh, when we were watching the Bears game once.