Quote from Schmidt in Bathtub
Cece: Schmidt, this isn't a good time. Schmidt: Cece, please. Just... just open the box. Cece: You brought a pigeon into my house? Schmidt: I couldn't find a dove. Come on, Beatty. [kicks table, imitates cooing, flaps arms] It's... it was supposed to fly out when you opened up the lid. Cece: What are you doing? Schmidt: I love you, Cece. And I have been in love with you for so long. I used to think it was just a heavy like, but... it's love. [the pigeon flies off] There it goes. Cece: Is this real? For you? Schmidt: Yes. Cece, I'm ready for a serious commitment. I'm up for a huge promotion at work. I'm ready to have kids with you, if that's what you want. Cece: You want to have kids? Schmidt: Let's go right now, let's go make a kid. Take your top off.