Quote from Schmidt in Fluffer
Cece: Okay, so... tell me what happened. Schmidt: Well, I'm back to being Schmidt. I'm gonna miss it, though. Being a Romney. Cece: Schmidt, your life would not have been better if you were a Romney. Schmidt: Cece, look, my dad left when I was eight. Okay? And then he went and had three kids with his new wife, and me and my mom were just these two weirdos who belonged to nobody. Until she started spending all this time with this woman from work who... who she still lives with today. Cece: Schmidt. He's your dad. All right? Find a way to forgive him for not being a presidential candidate with great hair. Schmidt: Forget it. No one understands. [Cece pulls Schmidt's head towards her chest] Cece: There, I thought you needed that, okay? Just take a breath, and it will... Schmidt: Shh. Shh, shh, shh. It's like memory foam. Cece: Call your dad.