Quote from Schmidt in Kids
Nick: [answers phone] You've got Nick. Schmidt: Hey, Nick-ole. Nick: What's going on, Schmidt? Schmidt: What it be, girl? What you got going on, ma? It's the freakin' weekend. Nick: Did you just call me "girl"? Schmidt: Are you wearing something sexy? Nick: Just, you know, button-down and jeans like always. Schmidt: Oh, you got jeans on, baby, are they tight? Nick: Hmm, they're a little loose; I buy 'em big. Schmidt: Oh, them jeans sound sexy. Nick: Everything all right? You want to hang out more, Schmidt? Schmidt: You taking care of that tushy... taking care of that tushy for me? Nick: I'm not doing, like, squats or anything. I'm trying to eat less doughnuts. Schmidt: You still keeping it tight? Cece: You're an idiot.