Russell: Jess, I haven't played a drinking game in ten years. The only reason I did is 'cause you asked me to. If I want to have a drink, I don't really have to play a game while I'm doing it.
Jess: Well, that's my world. Garbage disposals don't work. Elevators don't pass inspection.
Russell: Wait. I didn't know about the elevator.
Jess: Yeah, it was, like, the cables were really thin. We signed a waiver. They took 100 bucks off our rent.
Russell: That's really not safe!
Jess: Well, that's where I live, and those are my friends. And that wasn't even the first stabbing this month. And Russell, my life is just as important as your life. And if you want to get with me, you're gonna have to get with my friends, and that is a Spice Girls song.