Winston: Hello, Mr. Napoli.
Joe Napoli: If you're as bad an assistant as you were a point guard, I'll eat you.
Winston: You know, I know you, Winston Bishop, okay? Sub-par collegiate career, went to Latvia, 9% from the European/Women's 3-point line?
Winston: Okay, just...
Joe Napoli: Now you wind up in my lap. Well, I'm the luckiest girl in school. Hey, come on in, big guy. I want you to meet our new assistant, Winston Bishop.
Winston: Hey, first of all, I've not agreed to do it...
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: Welcome to the team, Winston. Hope Joe hasn't been too tough on you.
Winston: I'm in. I'll do it. Um... So nice to meet you, Mr. Kareem Abdul Jabbar. Can I sit on your shoulders?
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: Sure!
Winston: Really?
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: No.