Jess: Hey, guys. Um... this is Oliver. Um, Oliver is a...
Oliver: Web creator.
Jess: Web creator. Uh, also, we both love...
Oliver: lunch.
Jess: Lunch. Love lunch.
Cece: You're kidding.
Schmidt: Wow, what a coincidence.
Oliver: When people talk about breakfast being the most important meal of the day, I'm, like...
Jess: What...
Oliver: What?!
Jess: Is that?!
Oliver: What about lunch, man? You want another drink?
Jess: [old-timey voice] If I didn't know ya better, I'd think you're tryin' to liquor me up!
Oliver: Why are you talking like that?
Jess: Oh, Oliver, we have nothing in common. [Oliver exits] Yes! I have no emotional connection to him at all. But I'm just gonna eat lunch off that butt.