Quote from Schmidt in Engram Pattersky
Nick: Oh, n-n-no, no, no, no, no. You just opened Pantera's box. We do not have time for this right now. We will get in... [Schmidt empties the box and a bunch of lotions fall out] [flashback to college-era Nick opening a present from Schmidt:] Younger Nick: Peppermint lotion? Younger Schmidt: It's for your feet. Younger Nick: Yay. I love it. Younger Schmidt: I knew it! Nailed it. Younger Nick: Great gift. Younger Schmidt: Oh, I'm gonna get you one every year. And we're gonna be best friends forever. Younger Nick: I just met you, like, a week ago. Younger Schmidt: Uh, just 'cause it says "peppermint," non-edible. Younger Nick: I never would have thought to eat this lotion.