Quote from Jess in The Curse of the Pirate Bride
Chaplain: Friends, we've been invited here today to share with Nick and Jess in a very important moment in their lives. Jess, do you take Nick? Jess: I do. Chaplain: Nick, do you take Jess? Nick: I do. Chaplain: I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride. Nick: Okay. [removes Jess's eyepatch] Winston: Oh, damn. Jess: Is it bad? Joan Day: Mm. Chaplain: I've seen worse. I mean, literally ten minutes ago. Nick: I think you'll be happy if it's covered. Jess: [laughing] Sure. It's you and me now.