Jess: Sorry about your hand. [Nick groans] At least we're in a hospital. Does it hurt?
Nick: Definitely. Russell is shockingly strong. Especially for a boy his age.
Jess: I guess the curse is real.
Nick: Yeah, we got evicted. A bird deuced on my shoulder. I say this with love, but your eye is trash.
Jess: Merle went crazy and decided that a book about a hobo with electric ankles wasn't a home run. And now I'm out of a job.
Nick: We don't have a home. I mean, we're cursed. [laughs] It's kind of our thing.
Jess: Yeah, it is.
Nick: I mean, even the first time I kissed you, you know, you were still dating Dr. Sam.
Jess: And now here we are in a hospital waiting room, three miles away from our wedding. Figures. Sounds like us.