Nick: Maybe this is our fault. We threw this wedding together so fast. And you did tell 'em to go hard.
Jess: I did actually tell them to go "hawd" and to not get "scurred," so th-that's where the confusion might be.
Schmidt: And that brings us to Jess.
Winston: Okay.
Schmidt: Beautiful, big-eyed Jess who could have had any man she wanted in the whole wide world.
Winston: And still can.
Schmidt: And still can.
Winston: She still can.