Schmidt: Why would you wait till the last minute for something like this?
Nick: 'Cause everything has to be perfect; Jess is gonna think about this moment for the rest of our lives. I almost asked her at the park, but a squirrel ran off with our ring. Don't worry, I got the ring back, but let me just say this, the squirrel will never do that again. And then I got us on the kiss cam at Dodger Stadium. That's where I was gonna ask, but once we got on the scoreboard, I just went for the laugh and I kissed the old guy next to me.
Winston: Anything's funny when you put an old man in it. Except for the ground.