Nick: Everything changes tonight. I'm asking Jess to marry me.
Winston: Wow. [whoops] Ha!
Nick: Tonight.
Schmidt: Well, it's about time. You've been talking about this for a month.
Nick: I don't need this from you. I get it enough from Jess's dad. Bob called me nine times today to tell me that his blessing expires at midnight. [Winston whistles] He said if I miss the deadline, my buttocks are gravy. Guy's got some weird expressions.