Winston: Guys, this has been fun, but... it's time to go start my pre-date regimen. [sings to "Party Rock Anthem"] Body wash is in the house tonight!
Schmidt: Ugh, that jacket! What are you and Aly doing tonight... going to a Sinbad stand-up special?
Winston: I'm gonna go pick up my colorblind glasses from USC. I'm a part of a study. Now, these glasses allow a colorblind person to see color. If they don't work, I get $25. If they do work, they're gonna take a bunch of my bone marrow.