Prosecutor: Please state your name, sir.
Winston: [whispers] So... I'm Winston Bottoms. Uh, Winston I Was Wearing Bottoms. Damn it. S-I'm sorry to curse. I didn't mean... uh, that's... I know my name. Let's just get that... let the record show that. When you do your thing. And um... I'm Detective Bottoms.
Prosecutor: Are you okay, sir?
Winston: Ha. I'm-I'm... yes, sir, I'm sorry, um... My lower half has got the sweats. I'd like to put in a request for a wet wipe. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, if anyone has a wet wipe, I will gladly receive said wet wipe and clean off my lower half.
Prosecutor: Your Honor, may I request a recess?