Jess: Wait. Didn't you guys already look at a preschool?
Schmidt: [scoffs] You mean Triangles?
[flashback:]
Schmidt: Okay.
Cece: Ew.
Schmidt: Chicken.
Cece: Hmm?
Schmidt: I made eye contact with the chicken. He knows that I had eggs for breakfast. Take her. Take the pretty one.
Cece: I don't think that a chicken cares that you had eggs.
Schmidt: No!