Schmidt: Ladies, stop stuffing yourselves with pancakes. Daddy's coming in at a nine, and we're seconds away from being at a ten. I got Ruth an interview at Lillypads, the most prestigious preschool in all of Jerry Brown's California!
Jess: Ugh! Lillypads?
Schmidt: I found out there was an opening. Uh, the mayor of Malibu's son just disappeared like that. We're all praying for his safe return, of course, just not until enrollment closes.