Nick: All right, fine, Ruth, you want a story? Here's a story. There was once a magical bear, and he, uh... I don't know, walked on a magical tightrope to Seattle.
Ruth: Have you ever seen a magical bear?
Nick: No.
Ruth: Is there a tightrope to Seattle?
Nick: Not that I know of, Ruth.
Ruth: Ugh, this is garbage.
Nick: Well, what do you want from me? It's late at night, you asked for a story... that's the best that came out.