Schmidt: Turn that down! Ruth is finally asleep. Also, what are you doing here? Did my wife give you a key?
Winston: Yeah. For emergencies.
Schmidt: What is the emergency?
Winston: If they don't get the little lady back from England... man, they may never see her again.
Schmidt: Oh, forget it. If you're gonna watch that, turn on the closed captioning. If Ruth wakes up again, I'm gonna plotz my pants.