Quote from Jess in Five Stars for Beezus
Jess: You know what? You don't have to call him if you don't want to. You can always just escape to Portland-- oh, my God! You can come with me to Portland! Furgie's gonna love it. It's the second most cat-friendly Portland after Portland, Maine, according to Paws magazine. Aly: Are you going to Portland? Winston: No. Portland is hella white.