Quote from Winston in Five Stars for Beezus
Winston: Wait, wait, wait. You have a mug shot of the diaper bandit? With a phone number on the back? Aly: All right. Listen, I-I wanted to wait for the right time to tell you this. Winston: Have you been keeping in touch with the diaper bandit? Aly: What? No. No, listen. I... That's actually your dad's phone number. You said you wanted to find him, so... I found him. Winston: [whispering] My dad is the diaper bandit? Aly: No. Winston: Oh. Aly: Forget about the diaper bandit. Winston: That'd have been weird.