Jess: Is there anything other than Dutch boys or... god porn? I know, pandas. I'm a zookeeper. They are my panda.
Schmidt & Cece: What?
Jess: Pandas wouldn't be alive without humans. They can't run, they can't growl, they can't even mate without us.
Schmidt: Have you been helping Nick and Reagan mate?
Jess: In a way, yes. But I'm done. This zookeeper is through handing out bamboo. Reagan and Nick deserve a chance to see if they can survive on their own.
Cece: Yes, and the zookeeper deserves a chance to... be on a late night show with hilarious animals that... poop on the... host's... I don't... what am I saying anymore?
Schmidt: I don't know.