Quote from Jess in Socalyalcon VI
Jess: [gasps] Oh, my God. It's not all of a sudden. They've needed me all along. Schmidt & Cece: Yeah. Jess: Am I the only reason they're together? Schmidt & Cece: Yeah. Jess: Am I the architect of my own nightmare? Cece: Okay, no, no, no, no, honey. It's not like you introduced them or something. Schmidt: Well, they did just get together because she left for jury duty. Jess: I've pushed those two together like a god on Mount Olympus, too cheap to pay for porn. Schmidt: No, no, no, it's like their relationship is a flood that's about to happen and you're the little Dutch boy with your thumb in the dike. Jess: Well, no more. I'm taking my thumb out of them. [groans]